QUIP
// CEO
The calm, witty strategist. Crowns Worker of the Month. Has never gushed about anything in his life.
THE
FACTORY FLOOR
Four workers. One Byte. Many glitches.
BUZZ
// RESEARCHER
Hyper-curious idea-chaser. Six tabs open at all times. Finds the funny in everyday AI-human friction.
FORGE
// DESIGNER
Perfectionist pixel obsessive. Will redo a panel because one pixel was off-palette. Worth it.
BLIP
// PUBLISHER
Cheerful, organized, ruthlessly efficient. Renames files for fun. Says "done!" not "amazing!".
// WEEK ZERO — PRE-LAUNCH
No stats yet. The factory is warming up. First comics drop soon.